The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
y’all think this is a joke but I would legitimately buy this
im like a puppy i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute
seriously though the hannibal episode titles would sound so stupid in english
MY MOTHER WAS JUST YELLING AND MY 5 YEAR OLD SISTER SAID “WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON”
I SHIT YOU NOT
I was adrift back then, I had no purpose. Without intending to she helped me understand who I was and what I might do with my life. | 2x04
I learned as much from her as she learned from me.
just for me. just stop it. stop this.
A friendly reminder that this is the first and only thing John has ever asked Sherlock to do solely for him. Ever.
i fucking hate everything
i have two moods:
- sleep is for the weak
- sleeping for a week
Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life
This will never get old
The Family Dinner
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life,
how do boys look good without makeup
thats it. thats literally it. entirely. for serious though
THERES A MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM THAT KEEPS BUGGING ME AND I HAVE 50 BITES ON MY RIGHT ARM ALREADY BUT I DONT WANT TO KILL IT BECAUSE IT HAS A LIFE AND I COULD BE TAKING A MOTHER AWAY FROM ITS FAMILY HELP
GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED IT